Q: Why is there a dead bird on the landing page?
A: accurate representation of the content you may see while browsing this site.
Q: What IS the age rating, anyway?
A: I'd say ~17+. Not trying to be a shock site, but due to the nature of Real Life some uncomfortable topics might be posted.
Q: What is Zampanio?
A: I thought you'd never ask.
Q: No, I mean Zampanio. Not ZampanioSim.
A: Oh you know. Just your usual creepypasta.